I brought this tree home today and the first thing that Sara said was. "Nice tree Clark." I had to trim one and a half feet of the top and a bit off the bottom to get it to fit in a room with a 9' ceiling. This beauty only set me back 20 clams.
20 clams is a great deal for two trees. You get that sappy beauty, and a muh smaller one for the bedroom.(the top not the bottum, not that you have a big bottum or anything, I mean I wa'nt looking or anything, what am I saying, I'm drunk,what did I say that, I have syphllis)
disregard that last statement, i was under alot of stress, I couldn't find my cat and my kids think I smell, and I'm drunk (with envy over your blog) and this is tom by the way, if you could,nt tell
It took me a bit to figure it out but then I realized I know the guy wanted in this newspaper. In fact, I am related to him.
I have to admitt you, GOT TALENT. Your photo shop abilities are amazing. I think you may have found your new career. I need a photo of me and Scott Bao for my blog, can you help me out?
Your tree looks mighty fine also and sounds like a real bargin.
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How much are clams these days? And is it by the pound? That is one sappy looking tree.
You're a lil' guy. I like your gold tinsel and candy cane ornaments.
Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIT nice boxed shaped tree, I once spent 20 clams and got syphillis
20 clams is a great deal for two trees. You get that sappy beauty, and a muh smaller one for the bedroom.(the top not the bottum, not that you have a big bottum or anything, I mean I wa'nt looking or anything, what am I saying, I'm drunk,what did I say that, I have syphllis)
disregard that last statement, i was under alot of stress, I couldn't find my cat and my kids think I smell, and I'm drunk (with envy over your blog) and this is tom by the way, if you could,nt tell
Sorry you have to excuse tom. He is drunk blogging again. He gets this way when he is soooooo sexy, I have to go now!!!
tom, what are you doing, stoooppppp!, stooop it some more.
TIT that was nice(note the time)
did we just have cybersex?
It took me a bit to figure it out but then I realized I know the guy wanted in this newspaper. In fact, I am related to him.
I have to admitt you, GOT TALENT. Your photo shop abilities are amazing. I think you may have found your new career. I need a photo of me and Scott Bao for my blog, can you help me out?
Your tree looks mighty fine also and sounds like a real bargin.
Merry Christmas to you both!
Did someone say syphilis? Im glad Im not the only one drunk blogging.
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