Thursday, August 14, 2008

Bigfoot has been found dead in Georgia

DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a PRESS CONFERENCE to be held on:Date: Friday, August 15, 2008Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto, 4290 El Camino RealPalo Alto, California 94306


investing tip stock market said...

what happened to the other one?

Steve Ballmer said...

Good blog, I like it a lot!

I saw bigfoot twice

Amanda said...

I believe.

ajesplin said...

I'm glad they finally got him.

Katie or Tom said...

Looks like someone is going to have bigfoot surprise for dinner for the next few months.

Joe C. said...

Welp, these rednecks got their one week of fame but didn't have a long term game plan to keep the hoax alive.

They should've made up so story about how the bigfoot came alive and burst out of the chest freezer. Then they could've said that he ran into the woods saying, "catch me if you can!" or something like that.

If they had made up something like that then their bigfoot/leprechaun hunting business would be booming right now.

I'd be one of the first to chase after that freezer-busting hairy jerk for egging me on like that. Wouldn't you?

Jack Handy said...

Wouldn't it be weird if one day bigfoot held a press conference to tell everyone about the human he has crammed in his chest freezer? I totally wouldn't believe him, because everyone knows bigfoots don't use chest freezers... They prefer uprights.

The Loch Ness Monster (Nessy) said...

I'll see your bigfoot and raise you a chupacabra.

Bigfoot said...

ATLANTA (AP) - Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice - handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it - was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

The revelation comes just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of the creature were found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape.

Steve Kulls, executive director of and host of Squatchdetective Radio, says in a posting on a Web site run by Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi that as the "evidence" was thawed, the claim began to unravel as a giant hoax.

First, the hair sample was burned and "melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair," Kulls said in the posting.

(AP) Hunter Tom Biscardi, center, gives a news conference with fellow hunters Rick Dyer, left, and...
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The thawing process was sped up and the exposed head was found to be "unusually hollow in one small section." An hour of thawing later and the feet were exposed - and they were found to be made of rubber.

Matt Whitton, an officer who has been on medical leave from the Clayton County Police Department, and Rick Dyer, a former Georgia corrections officer, announced the find in early July on YouTube videos and a Web site.

"Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words," Whitton said at the time.

Phone calls to Whitton and Dyer went unreturned on Tuesday. But the voicemail recording for their Bigfoot Tip Line - which proclaims they search for leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster - has been updated and announcing they're also in search of "big cats and dinosaurs. If you see any of those, give us a call."

On Tuesday, Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner said he has not spoken to Whitton but processed paperwork to fire him.

"Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity," Turner said. "He has violated the duty of a police officer."

Anonymous said...

Is Yeti Real?

Brothers and Sisters have I none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who is this man?