Thursday, January 1, 2009

Attempting To Bring Back the "70's Cop Stache" for 2009

" Do you Come here Often? It's Sara right?"

" Yes, yes it is a dead scorpion in my belt buckle!"
"Actually, it is Suede...Thanks for noticing though!"

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Ok, I am sure you are all wondering where I have been!

I once ran over this monstrous porky pine when sara and I were dating. I could leave it on the side of the road so I took it and put it on the curb infront of her brother Tom's Car. Please note the airfreshoner, coke can, and cigarette. This was one bad "A" porky pine. I got some qills in my leg but I don't regret my decision to tease others with my road kill.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

An excellent Jump

I have been scanning in a bunch of old pictures and I couldn't help but notice what a textbook jump this was.


Teddy with nacho

Friday, October 10, 2008


This gem of a photo was taken when Sara and I were dating. We were gonna hang out with my cousin Joe and he showed up at Gus and Mary's wearing pajamas, just like Sara had planned on doing. So I guess that is why we took the picture. I just love Sara's expression in this one.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

My Take on "The Host"

I absolutely loved the parts of this that I read. It was on the back of the Can in the master so I occasionally picked it up and opened it to a random spot and read for anywhere between 2 and 15 minutes.

From what I gather What I gather the body snatcher takes control of the Melanie and then melanie becomes her own conscience and then there is some kind of love triangle that happens with melanie, the body snatcher, and Jared. Even though the body snatcher is in complete denial.

If I was Stephanie Meyer's Husband I would be seriously concerned with how obsessed she is with love triangles...I would also worry that she wasn't really my wife at all!

I could be totally off, but skimming the book this is my take!

Friday, September 26, 2008

A Classic Case of Mistaken Identity!

At Wini's B-Party Howie ran straight over to my Dad who was sitting next to Gus across the room. I am sure that he has seen him once or twice before, but I am also sure that it has been a long time and that by all means My dad should be a stranger.

Then it all made sense when Howie told him what he wanted for Christmas!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Bigfoot has been found dead in Georgia

DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a PRESS CONFERENCE to be held on:Date: Friday, August 15, 2008Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto, 4290 El Camino RealPalo Alto, California 94306

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Monday, May 12, 2008

Happy Birthday to Teddy!

Teddy is by far the funnest kid to buy stuff for. This birthday was all about Ironman.

Challenger Baseball

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Monday, March 17, 2008


So there I was standing in the kitchen when I noticed an unusual headline on the front page of the Idaho Press Tribune. I read on about the school shooting and laughed when I read "The Original Gangster's Basic Academy for Developement." I called to Sara in the living room and read it to her. No sooner had the words left my mouth than she yelled back, "I call dibs on that for my blog!" Truth is she did call dibs on it first but I was already thinking it. That is when the argument began. Though we didn't agree on who had rights to the exclusive story, we did both feel that the next step should be to go take pictures and draw inspiration from that side of town and the school.
That evening Sara downloaded a few pictures from the internet to compliment the collection.
The next day I went to work on it and managed to find the perfect song along with a few more pictures.
The debate wears on as to who should be credited. The real truth is that we both had quite a bit of artistic insight in the project and it was quite likely a 51/49 effort.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Sunday, February 10, 2008

My first ever cameo

My agent had been working really hard to find me a small roll in a film and I was really excited when he told me about this one. It wasn't until I rented the movie a couple of nights ago that I noticed that I had been cut in editing. They didn't think that my scene needed me. Luckily for all of you I had a copy and am more than willing to share. Enjoy!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Rorschach Ink Blot Test

Please tell me what you see in this ink blot. I promise not to over analyze your response... This could be for your own good.

Brothers and Sisters have I none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who is this man?